
Eat Rust - Warrior
Only one thing soothes me faster than the earthlings? and it’s my own fuckin’ music. Because it’s perfect. For me. I create the music I really need. Eat Rust’s Warrior (download for free from archive.org) is one of my current favourites.
Eat Rust had an EP called DMD which consisted of silly guitar passages backed up by even sillier drum-software patterns. The last song on the EP was basically the mix of all previous song with an added layer of noise. Warrior followed in the same manner. Added were more singing and a stupid toy recorder or something. The last song, once again, was a mash-up of the rest of the album… With extra toy instrument solos—free jazz, motherfucker. No abstractions here, haha! I’m better than you all, musicians.
I was born in the wrong place and time, though. I feel that my real existene got lost somewhere between Zürich, 1916 and Berlin, 1919. ‘warrior 0′ is the anthology of all the lives born dead in me.
When horses die, they breathe When grasses die, they wither, When suns die, they go out, When people die, they sing songs.
Enough of all these dead people.
Filed under: Review | Tags: abstract fucker, ambient, doctor who, rock, shitheap, space
Look at me sitting here, writing, typing, ranting, typing, writing, ranting, ranting, typing, writing, tagging reviews ‘abstract fucker’… Bands fitting into genres, labels. Yes, a new label, tag for every band. But.. or is it just me? Mabye the source of the problem lies in my very self? Damn you, my post-ironic generation!! The indie bands with their ironic rock’n'roll ‘tude. The black metal bands. The noise ambient bands. The deathfolkcountrynoir bands. All sharp silhouettes of black ink, stylish, effective, CALCULATED. Abstract fuckers. Am I defined by my enviroment?? Do I define my enviroment? Community. Neofolkish paganism as the ultimate opposition?
Dadaism; sometimes I wanna destroy every fuckin’ thing in the world. Not just the things I hate. Everything. The things I love, the things that make me happy. I wanna destroy myself. If I destroy myself, do I stay in this world? By removing oneself from the world, one destroys the world because the world exists only in one’s perception. The alpha and the omega, nothing before me, nothing after me. Less than nothing.

earthlings? - Earthlings?
‘Nothing’, the first track of this album.
An effective an calculated intro, those first two paragraphs of mine. I’m a self-inducing machine of hatred and fucked-up nerves. It only takes me 15 minutes to myself to flinge myself into total self-loathing furry berzerk or a depressive blacker-than-black dirge.
‘Nothing’, and it’s one of my favourite songs. It soothes me. “Music has charms to soothe the savage beast”. Breast and not beast, by the way. Lines from William Congreve’s The Mourning Bride. Way to be a snob asshole, man, good job!!
All the reverb.. ahh… seriously, this song is perfect. I can feel my neurotic brain getting back into order. The earthlings? might just be completely serious. At least, they make me want them to be completely serious. I want to travel space and time on my spaceship. My Tardis. With a companion? Yeah, probably. Or alone, completely alone. *knock knock* Who’s there? The Doctor. Doctor Who? The Doctor. Being alone is sometimes good. Sometimes bad. That’s another problem I tend to have. I’m way too fuckin’ objective. I try to be. Yeah, I hate this shitheap, but hey, even a shitheap has right to exist. I love the earthlings?. I honestly want to live like that. Saving up for my spaceship. “On a night as clear as this, you can launch yourself into the sky”. Sturm und Drang. With retro-spaceships. All this romanticism in music. Silence by Henry Fuseli is basically a contemporary DSBM cover art.
Stupid internet resources, cutting down the top of paintings.
Am I a snob?
Yes.
Now, Earthlings? by the earthlings? is as little snobbish as possible. The second half of the album may not be that memorable as the opening, but I still adore it. RIP Fred Drake. RIP Natasha Shneider. I’m still here.
Filed under: Review | Tags: abstract fucker, ambient, industrial, neofolk, rpg

Desiderii Marginis - That Which is Tragic and Timeless
I was serious about giving a try to this other album. So I got my hands on it. It is better. Yeah! Taking into account, that it’s the middle of the night and I’m in a cold room (“no heating for you in September, fuckers”), it’s very-very atmospheric. Some of the pretentiousness is gone. Shouting decapitalised. *snork-snork* Now it’s only industrial! ambient! dark! atmospheric!
What brought all the changes? Where does the wind of change blow from?
Okkkay. I admit, the change is not that radical. The basics stayed the same. Slow compositions with rare accents. Ambience. The Dungeon Master’s favourite. oh, sorry. No, no. Not Dungeon Master. Storryteller. They don’t have DM’s in sophisticated dark-atmospheric verbal improvisative community activities. The addition is a few strums of acoustic guitars; more short sounds, and not just long droning synths. And it really makes a difference. ‘The Love You Find in Hell’ is almost like a neofolk song, clocking over 5 minutes. Percussion-thing (hammer htting anvil), guitar-thing (two chords on an acoustic guitar). Monotonous? Yes. But good. Opening track ‘Worlds Apart’ features the same set-up. Wait. ‘Still life’. Same acoustic strumming, only layered by some murmur bouncing from the left speaker to the right speaker and back.
Aw, man. Almost there, ALMOST! Still, this album is probably better than Deadbeat. It’s nice to sit and read while it’s playing. Mission #1 for ambient accomplished. I understand if the listener wants nothing more from the artist. But an artist being satisfied with the listener using his/her music as a simple background noise??
Filed under: Review | Tags: abstract fucker, ambient, elevator, industrial, rpg

Desiderii Marginis - Deadbeat
Late Night Reviews with mr. Insomnia!! Hey-hey-hey! I picked an album which has been lying around for some time (on my hard drive, that is), an album I never listened to normally yet but which interests me. Ambient music. What’s the point of it? Music journalists at this stage usually reach for that Brian Eno quote (“Ambient Music must be able to accommodate many levels of listening attention without enforcing one in particular; it must be as ignorable as it is interesting.”). I’m not a music journalist – thank God! however.. they do make money. Nah. Details. Whatever. Desiderii Marginis’ Deadbeat fulfils each single point of that definition. Ignorable – check. You can pay attention if you want. But why should you? You are doing something else, you don’t want to concentrate on the music playing. Maybe you are working. Reading. Waiting in an airport. Using an elevator.
Playing Call of Ctulhu, Vampire: the Masquarade or any other horror-themed RPG. Deadbeat creates a certain dark, industrial atmosphere, that’s for sure. But.. damn it, every single sound, every effect is shouting blatantly at you: THIS! IS! SCARY! THIS! IS! DARK! AND! INDUSTRIAL! Clichés. Chiming, haunting bells in the distance, humming generators, all that jazz (sic!).
[my reviews are getting shorter but hoard more and more tags. They are shouting blatantly!!]
It’s perfect, just perfect for a Lovecraftian gaming session. It’s well-made. Stylish. But it’s not music, damn it. Yessss, I’ve said it. I hate that phrase, hate it, hate it.. but what to do. Music is something you try to get into while it tries to get into you as well. Sorta. No. Wait. It’s 3am. Evolution had no effect on me-ah. These reviews are slowly drifting towards the blackholeish-void of Dadaist keyboard-humping. VOID! Desiderii Marginis wants you to believe that the void is near. Right under your fuckin nose. Face the noise. YES! I! AM! EVEN! IMPLENTING! METALLIC! KLINGING! IN! MY! TRACKS! AND! GREGORIAN! CHANTING!
The track ‘Mantrap’ organizes the noises into some nice beats. I kinda enjoy that. A total Dead Cities-era FSOL rip-off, but whatever. Damn, it’s almost the same. Haha, never noticed that earlier. Go cybergoths, the cyberspace is yours. I need something more material. They say Desiderii Marginis’ 2005 release That Which is Tragic and Timeless is different. Let’s see.

Hank Ray - Barbeque of Souls
Hmm, looks like ranting about “abstract traditional music” will become my own hot topic on this blog.. Maybe I should listen to something else? Maybe it’s time to radically change my taste?? I don’t think so. I don’t really have a taste, not in the usual sense of this word. Basically, I love to rant ’bout shit.
Who the heck is Hank Ray? A guy from Berlin. Beware the German, son. They invented.. wait. Hmm. They invented Modern Talking. Okay. Back on topic. Plays country. Punkglamdeathcountry. Been around for a while. Since the 80’s— waaait. I wrote nearly the same an hour ago in that Sol Invictus review. That 80’s, been there done that thing. Hank Ray is somehow the flipside of the same coin. Long live Western culture! He adores and idolises the most rotten, most hideous cancer of the world: America. Eww, cry out the neofolk-folk. Hank Ray, according to his own words, tried to merge his favourite glam-rockers with his favourite country singers. Ziggy Cash and the Undead Banjorapers.
Musically it’s a heap of songs with acoustic guitars, backed up by fuzzy bass/electric guitar. Both fast-paced songs and ballads are present. Damn, once again, I’ll repeat myself: some good tracks and a bunch of fillers. Title track ‘Barbeque of Souls’ rocks, period. ‘Endless Plains of Delirious Lands’ is great as well. But every single song applies basically the same formula. “It worked once, so let’s do it again!” Yeah. Pretty much like traditional country. Yeah, pretty much like traditional folk. But stylised. Filtered. Abstract motherfucker!! The attitudes differ, though. Stating that Hank Ray is “funnier” may sound banal but it makes a point. Sol Invictus is not suffering from a lack of humor either, but.. it’s serious. Very serious, in all aspects. Hank Ray is childish. Lyrically, musically. Ideologically. It’s lighter. Without pretentions? Maybe.
Another similarity. Both Hank Ray and Sol Invictus are the tops of their own little icebergs. There are hundreds of bands exploiting the same formulas, but these two do it good. They at least produce quality music. And I’m not dissing the lo-finess of some bands. God’s my witness, I love lo-fi ♥. By quality I mean a certain amount of originality and individuality.
Now… is it good or bad? To finish the review with something liberal: it’s up to you. Decide. It’s not my aim to teach morals to teh people. But.. really, who said that Hank Ray and Sol Invictus are alternative choices?? Don’t be embarassed to enjoy/like/love/listen both.

Sol Invictus - The Hill of Crosses
So, the first review on rheumatic fever. A late album (2000) by an old band, Sol Invictus. They have been around since the end of the 80’s, riding on the hunch of the mystical-pagan wave. Or maybe even creating said wave, along with bands like Current 93. Talking about bands may not be the best solution. It’s more about certain people. Sol Invictus is Tony Wakeford. Current 93 is David Tibet. Death in June is Douglas P. Everybody played in everybody else’s band, released compilations, albums, manifestos together. They share a few basic checkpoints in their carreer, such as “Nazi”, “not Nazi”, “accused of being a Nazi”, “not Nazi just digs them swastikas”, “not Nazi just objective”, “not Nazi just pagan/religious/digs them ancestors”. I’m using the word “Nazi” as an umbrella-term.. I’m more or less aware of the difference between Nazis, fascists, various followers of even more various totalitarian ideas, etc. I did some research on neopaganism and related movements. I can’t say that I know everything. But I have covered as much aspects as possible for a non-believer/non-follower.
Quite an introduction, huh? That’s the problem with neofolk. Setting the background, clearing the political and ideological plasts takes up.. well.. a lot of space. Now, what’s with the music? Yes, there’s music hidden behind all those solar symbols (you know, swastikas), pseudo-christian imagery and gnosticism. Is it folk music? Yes, it is definately influenced by folk music. But not directly. It could be compared to the so called modern “world music”. The artist takes a pre-filtered, abstract concept of folk music (say, “finger-picked acoustic guitars”), filters it once again, but hopefully adding some of his own ideas, individual flavour. Most “mature” works by neofolk bands feature acoustic guitars with occassional flutes, Pan-flutes, tribal drumming (abstract primitivism.. paganism somehow always gets connected with it). Strings. Repetitious chanting-like vocals. Tony Wakeford’s voice isn’t great bt it’s unique and quite enjoyable. He can’t sing, but this kind of music doesn’t need proper singing. A certain amount of naive primitivity, characteristic of folk music.
The arrangements on The Hill of Crosses are almost neo-classical. Organs, oh, organs. Tremendous amount of organs. The most boring part of the album, in my opinion. They are not out of place, they are just overused. They turn some songs into fillers (e.g. ‘Chime the Day’ and ‘Chime the Night’). I understand that he wants to get the message, whatever it might be, to the listener, but endless organ-drones and spoken poetry is just not the thing he should be going for. In my opinion. Songs like ‘A German Requiem’, ‘December Song’, ‘God Told Me To’ with their simple song-structures are much more effective. They catch your attention. You remember the lyrics, they don’t mix up into a single mass of gods and crosses. But a good album, alltogether. Despite the flaws (some boring/weak tracks), it really grows on you.
I still check out the biography of the artist before downloading a neofolk album, though. Ah, the folly of Western culture!!


